Mouths Can't Get Pregnant T-Shirt — Medieval Fantasy Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Deep in a torchlit hall of ancient stone, a bard leans against a pillar with the quiet confidence of a man who has just said something that cannot be unsaid — backed by a Nat 20 persuasion check. His lute rests beside him, set aside in favor of an organ. Above him, a floating mouth — the only adult in the room — looks genuinely concerned.

"Mouths Can't Get Pregnant." The bard is certain. The magic mouth has questions. The architecture is indifferent.

A dark humor graphic tee rendered in detailed medieval fantasy illustration style — the kind of shirt that reads as serious fine art from across the room and reveals its punchline at exactly the wrong moment.

For people who have met at least one bard in their life and recognized the type immediately. For people who have been that bard.

• 100% heavy cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Seamless body, reinforced shoulders
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Available in multiple colors