Mouths Can't Get Pregnant T-Shirt — Medieval Fantasy Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Deep in a torchlit hall of ancient stone, a bard leans against a pillar with the quiet confidence of a man who has just said something that cannot be unsaid and it is backed by a Nat 20 persuasion check. His lute rests beside him set aside in favor of an organ.

Above him, a floating mouth — the only adult in the room — looks genuinely concerned.

"Mouths Can't Get Pregnant."

The bard is certain. The magic mouth has questions. The architecture is indifferent.

A dark humor graphic tee rendered in detailed medieval fantasy illustration style — the kind of shirt that reads as serious fine art from across the room and reveals its punchline at exactly the wrong moment. For people who have met at least one bard in their life and recognized the type immediately. For people who have been that bard.

- Heavy cotton, unisex fit

- Available in multiple colors

- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

- True to size

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean